If you’re boring, insular, cold, soulless and shallow with a few exceptions. Tech companies love the bay for those reasons. Corporations LOVE to have lots of lonely people who get more socialization at work than anywhere else. Just take a look at Google or Facebook. You have people there working 16 hours a day for FREE because it satisfies their social appetite. Seriously, what else are they going to do in Silicon Valley besides work? Hang out at the bar that closes at 11pm? It’s a great trick! The victim will never know.